Episode 21 – The Midlife Crisis Special

April 28, 2015 Leave a comment

Join us in Episode 21 as we mercilessly judge the lives of celebrities old enough to be their lovers’ father/mother/grandfather. Celebs, such as these:



And HIM:





Enjoy… [Download here: Episode 21 (right-click, “save as”)]


Episode Twenty – The Pub Quiz From Hell

April 6, 2015 Leave a comment


Join us as we challenge each other on sport, films, politics and popular culture, over a soothing musical bed of entry-level techno. Who will win? God only knows…

[Download here (right-click, save as…) Episode Twenty]


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Episode Nineteen – Live Aid (part four)

March 13, 2015 Leave a comment

OK, so this is it – the FINAL installment of our Live Aid series. And we’re all Phil Collinsed out:


Fuck it, let’s all get on the stage…


….and hold aloft our humble, unassuming saviour:



Anyway, here, as ever, are our efforts. Endure:

[Download here: Live Aid (part four)]

[Or here]


Episode Eighteen – Live Aid (part three)

February 24, 2015 Leave a comment

Welcome to part three of the Live Aid Special. Do YOU have your boarding pass?:


Yeah, there’s gonna be plenty more of him unfortunately.

Here’s a picture of Not Robert Palmer:


Q: What do you get if you cross a ginger mullet, an inability to sing in tune and minimal guitaring ability?




Anyway, here is the podcast – don’t forget to right-click and “save as” and all that shit:

[Download here: Live Aid (part three)]

Or you can get it here


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Episode Seventeen – Live Aid (part two)

February 6, 2015 Leave a comment

So, this is the second of our four-part Live Aid opus. We’ve literally flown across the Atlantic on the same day by Concorde to bring you this epi…..yes, we KNOW there’s no such thing as Concorde anymore…


Why are we doing this? Because we’re MAD, that’s why:


We was in England this afternoon…..funny old world, innit?

[Download here (right-click, “save as”, you know the drill): Live Aid (part two)]


Episode Sixteen – Live Aid (part one)

January 28, 2015 Leave a comment

You know how in the last episode we had this impetuous idea of “hey, let’s do a Live Aid special, where are they now?” kind of thing? Well, we’ve only gone and bloody done it. To such an extent that we’ve spent days watching every bit of footage we could lay our hands on, and consequently wading our way through endless hairstyles like this:

mullet collage

Then, when we could hardly take any more, we started recording the Live Aid Special last Sunday morning/afternoon, only to realise 5 hours in that we were probably going to have to split this thing into TWO separate episodes, as we’d only got halfway through the entire bill. Then, during editing, I realised we’d then have to split the first of the two episodes into two AGAIN, meaning, overall you’re gonna get FOUR of these fuckers. So, take your seats next to Sir Bob, pretend it’s July 13th 1985 and endure the glory of mid-80s contemporary music as if you were there yourselves…



[Download here: Live Aid (part one)]




Episode Fifteen: 2014

December 29, 2014 Leave a comment

Join us in episode 15 for a review of the year, in which we end up discussing about 5 of the things that happened during 2014…

referendum dapper

cosby band-aid-30-logo

Yeah, so time got away from us a bit in the end. I suppose we COULD have covered EVERYTHING that went down, but neither of us had 48 straight hours to spare, so sorry and all that…

On the plus side, check out my prediction on the Scottish Referendum:



Anyway, here, as ever, is the recording: [Download here: Episode Fifteen]



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